Blogging Time.
Jeff here on your go to information channel for Slender Bloggers.
Rika, our infamous hollowed friend who
had just about recently attacked Zero has
just made a blog.
Greenlight has been captured.
Nessa got pulled from the brink but was trapped in a labyrinth.
Fear not, dear friends, she is alive and kicking.
As for Zero, Amelia and Maduin-
Zero is now screwing (around) with Rika.
Poor choice of words, I know, but that's how I say it.
Amelia is safe and on her way.
Maduin is Maduin as usual. Doing his awesome stuff.
Fizzbomb is kicking ass as usual.
I'd ask her out if I wasn't afraid that she'd kick my ass if I messed up .
Or if she was actually into guys.
The others-
Doing their thing.
As for me-
Out of sight, out of mind.
Get the reference to that and you get virtual cookies!
-Jeff
A Keeper
PS:
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody.
Unless you live outside of the United States.
Then its Happy Near Solstice.
I'm flattered, but unfortunately, I bat for the other team. <3
ReplyDeleteI was going to write it, but I wasn't sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm not that perceptive.
I was hitting on Nessa earlier...
Yeah, shutting up now.
-Jeff
A Keeper
PS:
Why must all the attractive girls bat for the other team?
Well they make great friends though. And the only type of girl you can't feel awkward talking about how hot another girl is is with one who likes girls as well.
Exactly. I'm the ultimate wingman.
ReplyDeleteCorrection.
ReplyDeleteWinggirl.
And two.
Still thinking of pairing you and Nessa for the fanfics.
Oh, is that who you were talking about pairing Nessa with?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling it would read like pairing Revy and Roberta from Black Lagoon together (which, by the by, I am not against by any meaning of the word(?
Another Black Lagoon fan?
ReplyDeleteFirst I connect with Jean about Sanctuary and Doctor Who and now this. Awesome on so many levels.
And to be fair, your story would be like pairing Revy and Balalaika.
-Jeff
A Keeper
So wait, which one's the fiery gangster and which one's the smooth criminal?
ReplyDeleteAsk yourself that question, Two-Hands.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
A Keeper
Oh, well played.
ReplyDeleteJust don't shoot me.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
A Keeper
Ask me again in a month when I'm less sore.
ReplyDeleteSo shrewd, you are definitely Revy.
ReplyDeleteNessa can be sweet and professional.
So she gets to be the Soviet-Afghan war veteran.
This also means Nessa's in charge of a crack team of soldiers that are willing to snipe a kid's wrist and knee while Nessa gives a blistering The Reason You Suck Hannibal Lecture.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, this only heightens her appeal.
And the reason it works so well for the fan boys.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the proof.
-Jeff
A Keeper
Oh man, you guys.
ReplyDeleteWalk in, see this, what do?
Yeah, I can't pretend I don't like that.
Especially considering recent events. I feel like a total badass.
By the way, Jeff(Keeper), don't be too discouraged.
ReplyDeleteI play both sides ;D
Nessa, you're okay!
ReplyDeleteNot surprised, but glad.
-Jeff
A Keeper
Two problems.
ReplyDeleteOne:
You have a girlfriend.
Not a fan of intruding on existing relationships.
Two:
You are WAY out of my league.
And really nice.
-Jeff
A Keeper
Well, in the meantime, I should probably work on getting some sleep once the adrenaline rush dies down. I've double-checked every possible point of entry and made sure they're all locked and barrciaded (not all of them are locked, obviously, so I've doubled up barricades at points where the locks are broken). Buddy's back, too, so he's gonna stay up and sleep when I wake up.
ReplyDelete@Nessa - Is it odd to say that you are officially my hero, whoever ends up getting the title? You stared into the abyss, and spat just to see how far it went before you heard the plop.
I know the saying has something to do with computers, but I'm not sure what. Back from walk/trouble-making My area is as clean as whistle. No sign Sister-man or his candies. I was hoping to help Nessa by making myself a target didn't work TT~TT.
ReplyDeleteI feel ten times more awesome hearing that from YOU, Fizzy.
ReplyDeleteReminds me, I need to sleep as well.
Night everyone.
And what Isabel has said has just confirmed how well the Nessa/Isabel fanfics would work.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
A Keeper
@Nessa - What? It's true <3 Goodnight, Nessa. Remember, three shelves deep, remove the shelves on the outside so they can't climb up it, keep the shelves on the inside so you can climb out when you're ready to continue navigating your way out.
ReplyDeleteStay safe ladies and gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteNight everybody.
-Jeff
A Keeper
A very belated "thank you" for assembling all of this information for everyone - it's hard to keep track of everyone's varying statuses sometimes, so this is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're okay!
~Mali