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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

MAKE IT STOP!

ENOUGH OF THIS INSOLENCE JEFF!

YOU HAVE ANNOYED ME TO NO END!

What, you don't like the Spice Girls?

NO!

-Playing "If You Wanna Be My Lover"-

Feel the heat, Lost.

But there is a get out of jail free card.

WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO TO GET THIS TORTURE TO STOP?

Get the hell out of my head.

NEVER!

Then get ready for a Pokemon 4Kids Dub Intro marathon.

WHAT WOULD THAT SOUND LIKE?

Remember the 1980's TMNT theme songs?

YES?

Like that, but ten times worse.

And they're all earworms.

You'll be hearing them for months.

YOU'RE A MONSTER.

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

My body, my choices.

Hi guys, I'm having fun.

-Jeff

5 comments:

  1. Get him, Jeff!

    Might I suggest children's shows theme songs? I know I'd crack after hearing the Dora theme a few too many times.

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  2. Ohhhhhhhh Jeff. It does sound like you're having fun. This LOST guy has essentially stuck himself in your body and is attempting to stay there, which isn't any right of his.

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  3. I've never seen a split personality fight for dominance work out quite this way. Go Jeff!

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  4. @Jeff and Lost
    Watch out, there's a lunatic in a gas mask running around. He attacked me with a knife just before dawn. ~Rose

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