Fallen a Chessmaster, Vivi?
Yeah, She's living up to that title.
Hey Guys
Jeff Here.
Fallen is currently beating me five to one in chess.
The irony being the title and subsequent continuation of the statement.
She's really good at it.
She beat me in three moves.
And she's so cute when she laughs.
With that warm smile and soft skin...
Um... back to the matter at hand.
She's also upped the ante on me.
We're playing Strip Chess.
Every five pieces we lose, we lose an article of clothing.
All she's missing is her shirt.
I'm down to my shirt and underwe...
Nope, just lost my fifth piece...
I needed that rook...
Just my underwear now.
And she's really mean because she's distracting me.
If you guys remember a few posts ago, you'll know what I mean.
But yeah, totally swamped.
The good news is, for my good sportsmanship
, she's sleeping in her underwear tonight.
We share a bed. It's awesome.
Fizz, do not fantasize about Fallen.
Lol, just had to make sure.
But yeah, and I lost.
Damn, now I have to forgo my last piece of clothing.
Well, you know what that means.
Sexy sleeping time!
-Jeff
PS:
Apparently when Fallen says underwear,
she means naked. God I love her.
She's so sweet, and beautiful, and hot...
*drools*
Oh Jeff.
ReplyDeleteBe careful or name it after me.
I can't help but conclude from this that Fallen and Vivi are pretty much polar opposites. Viv wouldn't know a come-on if one slapped her round the head and is totally unaware of how distracting she can get. I hate to think what would happen if she started doing it on purpose.
--Chester
Too late, Jeff.
ReplyDelete>:T ~Rose
ReplyDelete@Chester:
ReplyDeleteToo early in our relationship for that, Chess. And besides, just because your girlfriend is in bed with you naked doesn't automatically mean sex. I'll be wearing clothes.
@Fizz:
Go ahead, but remember, she's mine.
@Rose:
Oh, sweetie, you don't need to be jealous.
-Jeff
Oh, that's cool. I've devoted my spare time to flirting with Jean. Still trying to get a read on how she reacts to it.
ReplyDelete@Jeff: I agree, but not everyone thinks that way :P Just making sure.
ReplyDeleteChess? Man, Vivi HAS said a lot about me hasn't she. Maybe there's hope for me yet.
After she beats us both half to death with her cricket bat for acting like total knobheads.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
You know, I never asked Jean what her preference was.
ReplyDeleteYou may just have a shot there. :)
*starts writing a Jean/Fizz fic*
-Jeff
I think she only uses the cricket bat on her enemies. She may just use her fists, which are dangerous enough.
ReplyDeleteI always have a shot. It just requires lots of sweet-talking. -nods-
ReplyDeleteMs. Confident Bad Ass, are you?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah.
Did you pick up that package?
Don't let any security personnel see it.
I had to pull a few strings to get that little baby here.
-Jeff
PS:
Cuddling with Jean is fun?
Cuddling with Fallen is better.
It's so soft in here!
Guess where here is?
1) I did. Currently got it stashed in my rucksack. Feel free to tell me what it is so I don't, like, open a letter bomb.
ReplyDelete2) I've got a Jean on my lap and in my arms, I'm content with that. :P
Jeff, I am the cuddle queen. >3
ReplyDeleteAnd preference wise? Labels are for squares. I follow the Captain Jack Harkness Method of flirtation. :D
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE FIZZ. IF I GET DEPORTED BECAUSE OF THIS MADNESS JEFF IDON'TEVEN D: D: D:
You are lucky there are currently no security persons on campus. >3
AAAAAAAAnd finally, good work Jeff'n'Fallen. Portmanteau couple name? Jallen. Feff. Faff. I'll work on that.
I'm coming down with a craving for hugs now. thanks gaiz.
ReplyDelete--Vieve
Jefuhfuh and Fallen... hm... Jefallen?
ReplyDeleteIt's an HK G36, Glock 18 and SigSauer P200.
ReplyDeleteSuppressors and Extended Magazines included. The Sauer comes with two barrel change outs for .45 and 9 mm. The G36 has a collapsible stock and nightvision scope. And the Glock has all the usual attachments.I would have included the attachable grenade launcher, but that would have gotten Jean deported.
By the way, the rounds for each gun are custom. Operator Symbol engraved. AP and HE for the rifle, and FMJ and Hollowpoint for the pistols.
Have fun with that.
That's my Christmas gift.
And Jean, so bold.
I never expected it.
You were so innocent in my eyes!
You two would make a great couple.
And Vivi.
Nice to see you're okay.
Hugs for all!
-Jeff
Fallen's real name is Francheska.
ReplyDeleteI wonder:
Freff
Jefran.
Curse you odd name combination's!
-Jeff
1) I think I just came, Jeff.
ReplyDelete2) Next time you, Fallen, and I have coffee (I'll probably drag Jean along with me) I'll take you two somewhere and let you guys pick out your Christmas gifts.
3) Innocence, in my presence? I'LL HAVE NONE OF IT.
Guns for christmas? What sort of a country IS America?
ReplyDeleteYAY HUGS. It's not happy hug friday (best day of the week, hands down) but hey.
I was never not okay. /That/ just took me my surprise and overloaded my already-overworked internal processors. :3
--Vivi
I only give the best to my friends, Fizz.
ReplyDeleteAlbeit the odd gun otaku statement.
-Jeff
Maybe she'll let us pick out lingerie?
-Fallen
Only if I can stay in the dressing room.
-Jeff
@Vivi - It's more that I'm crazy. :P Normal people would ask for, like, books or video games, or a trip to a stripclub.
ReplyDelete@Jeff - So, you're Hirano from Highschool of the Dead?
@Fallen - You know, you're making respecting your relationship with Jeff *really* difficult. :P
Yes I am!
ReplyDelete-Jeff
And sorry If I know I'm beautiful, Fizz. But I do love my dear little Jeff so much. I'd like to make all his days Christmas. Of course, his won't just come once.
If you catch my drift.
-Fallen
@Jeff - Sweet. Show me your rifle sometime.
ReplyDelete@Fallen - If it were anyone else, I'd be facepalming right now. Because it's you, I'm giving Jeff a thumbs-up that he can't see.
@Fizz: We're all crazy round here.
ReplyDelete@Fallen: Nice to know SOMEONE doesn't have self esteem issues.
Ironically, it's also a custom M14!
ReplyDeleteHolographic sights , 14 round magazine, and for some reason, standard military camo.
And a 1911 or USP is my sidearm of choice.
-Jeff
Thank you, sweetheart.
Tee sad part is, Jeff really can't see it. He's currently stuck in my cleavage.
Aren't you cute, Jeffy?
-Fallen
@Vivi - If I were in New Zealand, it'd be you who suffers the wrath of my affection rather than Jean.
ReplyDelete@Jeff - I'm not very fond of two-handers myself. Maybe a 9mm Uzi with an extended clip and fold-out stock. But my favorite was my old Glock. Problem is, even if I went home and got it, well, I couldn't touch it. Not after *that*. So I think me and H&K are gonna become good friends. I think, if it's all the same, I'll just let Jean keep the Glock.
@Fallen - Gonna have to try that sometime. I'd do it to Jean, but one of the pitfalls to a borderline-obsessive workout regimen means I'm not exactly a well-endowed young woman.
Maybe Jean can do it to you, young lady.
ReplyDelete-Fallen
Fallen, can I get out now?
I can't breathe in here.
Though it is really comfy.
On second thought, I'll stay in here.
-Jeff
@Fallen - -rubs chin- I'll have to think about that.
ReplyDelete@Jeff - Breathing is for the weak, anyway. She's helping you kick a lifelong oxygen habit, show some gratitude.
I am.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, did I mention she was naked?
-Jeff
Don't make me have to breastfeed you too. Unless you want me to?
-Fallen
@Fizz: Haha, yeah? I've escaped! Being even moderately endowed is actually a bit of a pain, especially if you do martial arts. Karate lessons are the reason I don't sleep on my front anymore.
ReplyDelete... I highly doubt he would mind that, but isn't it a bit cold for you to be naked, Fallen?
ReplyDeleteWhen you're this hot, you're never cold, Fizz.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm cuddling against Jeff under a blanket.
He's very warm.
Especially if he's blushing.
-Fallen
Lift your breast and moan a little bit, see how much he heats up.
ReplyDeleteFizz, don't encourage her!
ReplyDeleteI'm already as excited as I can get.
-Jeff
Stirring the pot is a skill of mine, though!
ReplyDeleteOh give the poor guy a break. You could probably fry eggs on his face at this point.
ReplyDelete--Chester
And you're doing a bang up job.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
Mmm, Jeff, I feel so naughty.
Don't you agree?
-Fallen
Ah, she's licking my neck!
Curse you Fizz!
-Jeff
*light moaning and nuzzling*
-Fallen
-eats popcorn and watches-
ReplyDeleteFizz, you're having way too much fun watching me be teased by Fallen.
ReplyDelete-Jeff
All for a good time, isn't it Fizz?
And Jeff, darling, you look so stuffy in those clothes.
Why don't I help you get them off?
-Fallen
...Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteIt depends, Vivi.
ReplyDeleteAre you worried about Jeff.
I am a little rough.
-Fallen
...Okay, I'm very worried. Am I the only pureminded person here?
ReplyDelete--Vivi
We'll corrupt you soon enough.
ReplyDeleteProbably
ReplyDelete-Jeff
Yes, I'm afraid so, Vivi.
-Fallen
Bad boy, no kissing there!
-Fallen
NO CORRUPTING VIV
ReplyDeleteD<
-Chester
Too late for that Chester.
ReplyDeleteShe's already in the thick of it.
-Jeff
Mmm, Jeff, your lips feel soft...
-Fallen
I don't know, she hangs out with Max, Mariko, Leah and I, she's pretty corruption-resistant.
ReplyDelete--Chess
And Fallen is asleep.
ReplyDeleteIt only took a few minutes of making out to get her tired.
Guess that's my cue.
Night everyone.
-Jeff
Night, Jeff.
ReplyDelete--Viv
JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF
ReplyDeleteI think I can forgive you for what happened yesterday.
:D
--Chess